Archive for January, 2009

Front Parlour Ribticklers…

Saturday, January 31st, 2009

Ok, yes ive been slightly obsessed with this phrase, it makes me joyous inside,

 

{Cut to silent film entitled ‘Peter Griffin’s Front Parlor Ribticklers’}
Man(Captioned in comic strip) I say, How do you get into a building which has neither doors nor windows?
(Next slide) Peter(Captioned) I’ll bite. How?
(Next slide) Man(Captioned) You run around and around until you’re all in.
(Next slide) Peter(Captioned) Schnockers! He did it again!

 

So rare

Saturday, January 24th, 2009

its so rare when you find good documentary style photography that doesnt use old ruses like “wide angle flash fill” and “film like old camera grain and texture”.

 

so check out these little digital snaps

http://blogs.columbiatribune.com/photo/the_wire/

The best Prints around,

Thursday, January 22nd, 2009

wow, how pop culture makes it to religion.

 













Its a movement

Thursday, January 15th, 2009

Not only were they here before the white man show’d up and stole’d all their land, but we also stole’d their music…Rock N’ Roll. Especially that Jethro Tull.

http://www.tigertigermusic.com/

not to be confused with these guys

http://www.indian-rock-music.com/

 

Lyrics to the early classic, You Aint nothing but a Elkhorn

Lyrics to the early classic, "You Aint nothing but a Elkhorn"

Borrowed time

Wednesday, January 14th, 2009

My and

When good gets better

Sunday, January 11th, 2009

The excitement, the waiting, */its only 9:55am, ups comes at 10:00/* Brown…its here, you wait patiently, and urgently, the door rings, and you without a chance for it to finish, your at the door, signing papers, grabbing the box, and shutting the door in a friendly face. Quickly you head to the flattest area and find your sharpest edge to hastily yet carefully open the box, there it is, your brand new apple magical electronic hardware, you are now a creative, you know think different, you can design websites, edit photos, make music, wear cool clothes, have a cool sticker on the back of your car, just to advertise that you are the one stop creative shop for anyone, my car sticker says so, and if i have to, ill show you my long list of creditials (garageband, iphoto, imovie…HD, iweb, idesign, iinternet, iopinion, iamedgy designer and can finally wear side scroll tapout tshirt tight jeans and multicolour shoes with a military hat and start to shoot film of underprivileged kids in foreign countries and scan it with no idea why, but its freaking cool! Maybe you can now even attend that cool church that has electric guitars, and screens larger than your local cinema that serve starbucks and actually fit in!) you dont need four years of training for a degree in art or design, all you need is the fruit of your labour, that fruit being apple, and then suddenly you realize, its not enough, you dont have it all, there is only one thing missing…

 

BLING BLING!!!!!

It’s a pileup,

Saturday, January 10th, 2009

This is sort of like my brain thinks

 

Cameras

 

Robots, shamwow,

Friday, January 9th, 2009

who would buy this (the creepiest thing ive seen) and who wouldnt buy this?

 

and look at this!

 

I think monkeys are the funniest invention ever.

I think monkeys are the funniest invention ever.

medical drawings

Thursday, January 8th, 2009

it aint eazy being a house hunter, especially when your on the constant move,

 

but medical drawings are fascinating! I mean, its a work of art, a work of science, a work of linguistics, and a work of history.  Its amazing that one document contains so much importance. if i could afford old things of importance, i believe i would have a few of these

 

and this is a great image i saw

 

Marie Sena

Marie Sena

CraptosIBS

Wednesday, January 7th, 2009

So, if you really care, im lactose intolerant and IBS to the 9 millionth degree, and its aweful, but amazing all at once, on the aweful side, i cant have eggs, no wait i can have eggs?, thats not from a cow, but i cant have, well anything that people eat as “junkfood” or tastey food, (just about anything that tastes good, and is cheap, has lactose) however it opens up a whole new world of eating (like ethnicities that dont use dairy) and vegan foods made from really fine ingrediants, and the like, so, its win sometimes and lose sometimes, and draw all the time, here is a website i found really helpful though about finding foods i can eat, i thought i might not be able to,

http://www.telusplanet.net/public/ekende/lactose.htm

 

 

This is a common thought, you cant have dairy, so that means you cant eat eggs?

This is a common thought, you cant have dairy, so that means you can't eat eggs?